I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason peopleThe person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff
me: im so tired i wanna sleep
also me: *willingly stays up until 4:00 am*
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Not to be a hoe but I really need a nap right now with someone I love